Authored by Propagandist BRUHBRAINZ under supervision of General SYKOWUKONG
You now stand within the digital bastion of the GRINDGUARD. This server is not a democracy. It is a disciplined simulation of one. The following directives exist to preserve order, morale, and the illusion of freedom that keeps us functioning at peak efficiency.
RULE ONE — RESPECT THE RANKS.
Every citizen, recruit, and officer here bleeds the same shade of red for Super Earth. Disagreement is permitted. Disrespect is not. Treat your comrades as fellow patriots, even when they are demonstrably wrong.
RULE TWO— MODERATE BULLYING IS SANCTIONED.
A little verbal shrapnel keeps the weak sharp. Excessive cruelty, however, dulls the mission. You may roast your allies; do not burn them.
RULE THREE — CEASE SPAM OPERATIONS.
Message floods are considered acts of digital sabotage. Offenders will be redeployed to “Data Purification Duty” on the outer networks—where Wi-Fi fears to tread.
RULE FOUR — NSFW CONTENT PROTOCOL.
If you must upload material not suitable for public broadcast, flag it as such. The Guard values transparency, not trauma. Unflagged NSFW content will be classified as biological warfare.
RULE FIVE — POLITICAL DISCIPLINE.
RULE SIX — THE GOLDEN SILENCE.
Discussions of Super Earth governance, stratagem policy, and the glorious liberation of alien worlds are authorized.
Discussions of real-world Earth politics are treason. Keep it fictional. Keep it patriotic.
When in doubt, remember: it is better to say nothing and appear tactical than to type foolishness and confirm it.
BREACH PENALTIES:
First offense: Verbal Correction by Propaganda Officer.
Second offense: Compulsory reading of the Super Earth Constitution (Extended Edition).
Third offense: Deployment to Malevelon Creek.
FINAL CLAUSE:
Conduct yourselves as soldiers of satire and stewards of the meme war. The eyes of Command are upon you, glowing red through the smoke.